Whale Penis - The Largest Member of the Willy Family

gigantic gray whale penis sighting from boat in mexico
Whales have the largest penises on earth. Watch this amusing video to see some interesting reactions to the sighting of a gray whales dick in the wild.

How long are whale penises?

The blue whale has the largest cock in the world averaging 8-10 feet long, with the largest specimen ever found measuring about 16 feet(5m). The gray whale (in the video), the right whale and the killer whale have willies measuring about 6ft (1.8m) which is of similar size to an elephant's which has the largest penis of any land mammal.

What do you call a whale penis, is it a dork?

You may have heard that dork means a whale's penis. You can find it in the Urban Dictionary meaning a blue whale's penis. You will not however find this term in a proper dictionary, any scientific articles or even on wikipedia, but here it is on Urban Legends.

Whales have penis bones

Many mammals including whales, dogs and monkeys have penile bones called Baculum meaning "stick" or "shaft" in latin. These bones allow a male to mate with a female for a long time which could be very advantageous (no Viagra needed)! It is speculated that the penile bone (or os penis) was lost in humans because we evolved mating systems that enabled us to have more frequent sex with the same partner and therefor the duration of sex decreased and the penile bone became unnecessary.

More facts about whales junk

  • It is not common to see the whale's penis because it usually remains hidden inside the animals genital slit
  • The non boney part is very flexible and can be moved around and positioned by the whale at will
  • The blue whale ejaculates about 35 pints (20 litres) of sperm in one round


  1. damn im really tryna get split in half by a whale peen

    1. If I was a girl, I would too, lol. But it's very narrow at the tip, though, rofl.